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Damn Demotivational Poster


EPIC -


TAGS: damn greybeard bladder cubby
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 11:13 am
Holy hell. This pic is like a love child between Star Wars, Night of the Lepus and Dead Snow. Wow!


THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...




HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: damn cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

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LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, pedophiles piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


WHEN I SAY "STAY OFF MY LAWN" - I mean "or else"


TAGS: stay the hell off my lawn you damn kids
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:34 pm

any good sign company can make one for you, run about $50.00...or try a local shooting range, they may hve one (or google it)
LordKraven - December 28, 2010, 2:29 pm
@ Ookami85...lighten up bro..have some fun with the Jehovah's Witnesses. I answer the door naked with a butchers knife in my hand. Ask them to come in and help me sacrafice a goat.
Ookami85 - December 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
I want this sign. Keeps the Jehovah's witnesses out.
Jackl - November 10, 2010, 3:14 pm
I need to get one of those signs , darn deer , eating the hedges..
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:05 pm
Wow.


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




BACON VODKA - You gotta admit: it will go great with your morning screwdriver.


TAGS: bacon vodka tastes damn good
Rating: 4.33/5

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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 11:55 am
Bacon sandwiches have been found to actually CURE hangovers. So, bacon vodka = no hangover? 5L.
pzykosiz - June 3, 2010, 10:50 pm
i hear that. 5L's


LADY DEATH - Because Real Women Wont Dress Like This




NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

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AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


03/20/2008 - The day where MySpace collapsed.


TAGS: damn this is ugly
Rating: 2.36/5

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MPsniper - August 19, 2012, 8:57 pm
shouldnt that be: "the day *when*....not *where*?


ORDER MUST BE MAINTAINED - These characters are too damn wild and out of control !


TAGS: characters too damn wild
Rating: 3.69/5

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jayman450 - August 4, 2014, 3:00 am
THE OWL IS ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeffhardy25 - November 23, 2011, 4:10 pm
This is f*cking horrible XD
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 22, 2011, 5:59 pm
And them damn rabbits, they don't know the term "population control." That can also cause some serious damage.
Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:39 pm
Excellent!! Absolutely Excellent!!
Arvantillian - November 22, 2011, 12:25 pm
and lets not forget the birds are capable of arial attacks
gas - November 21, 2011, 6:17 pm
and skuns are in possession of biological weapons!


A D D -




NUCLEAR EXPERTS - AMERICA TO SEND 2 NUCLEAR EXPERTS TO JAPAN The last time they sent "Nuclear Experts" to Japan, they killed 105,000 people...


TAGS: damn us americans
Rating: 3.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 8, 2013, 9:44 pm
Very true. Even the "experts" who dropped the A-bomb exclaimed, "Dang! Was THAT supposed to happen?"
falloutghoul - April 9, 2012, 6:36 pm
Who said they were experts?


SO, A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR - And the bartender says "Hey, weren't you in Lethal Weapon?"


TAGS: gary busey looks like a damn horse
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2014, 2:01 am
I honestly believe those are not his natural-born teeth. Probably Clydesdale.
rerun - May 30, 2010, 3:43 pm

once a vote has been "submitted" it cannot be un-submitted. It is kinda like restoring virginity.....not gonna happen. so live and learn and move forward
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yeah, I was trying to decide whether or not I wanted to live up to my name, but I decided against... Any way you could delete those votes?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:43 am
On a lighter note, Timmah, I gave this a 5L. If you continue to vote 1L only, I'll ban you without further warning. Capisce?
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:17 am
I know, thats the reason I picked it. figured it's hard for someone to insult me with it if it's already my name
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:31 am
Like the poster... but the username? Well, we have a history.


A 10 WARTHOG -


TAGS: its the goddamn batman
Rating: 4.08/5

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 2:45 pm
Kersploding things?! Bwahaha, wow!! Spewed rum n coke al over mah monitor. @me4891, i've heard whispered rumors saying the same thing, some even say it even has "...And Justice For All" has a back up
Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:43 pm
Lol, I like how it says 'british tanks'. At least you admit that you're terrible with identification. :D
Bob D. Sailor - February 17, 2010, 10:19 pm
So very true Derek. 5L and added to favorites.
Derek - February 11, 2010, 3:29 pm
@brima - when the Yanks bomb, both axis and allies take cover.
brima - February 11, 2010, 3:03 pm
"British Tanks" - ouch! That was a bad day for NATO.
me4891 - February 11, 2010, 11:43 am
Love that aircraft and what they do. Is it true they are all hardwired with Metallica's Kill 'Em All?
R.S.Jake - February 11, 2010, 11:39 am
This is so full of win my eyes are a little misty. 5 Expodie Things for you!


TEAR GAS - always good for the goddamned hippies


TAGS: damned hippies
Rating: 3.75/5

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Kyronic - January 8, 2013, 12:17 am
I am offended by this poster and gave it 5 lions.


MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies damn it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a gay fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...damn.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


ON CONTRARY - To Popular Belief, God's Last Name is Not "Damn It"




FINISH HER! - Damn! What buttons do I press again?


TAGS: finish her mortal kombat damn fight club
Rating: 2.79/5

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Walkerofskies - February 5, 2009, 8:17 pm
Nice job. Good originality on the photo.
Dustin Marthington - December 9, 2008, 9:43 pm
your "fit to screen" option is selected y'know?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:53 am
ASA..thats how u turn me on...i think he's talking about the chick in the back.lmao.
Asa - November 7, 2008, 7:54 pm
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, select, start


LANDMASTER -




DAMN STUPID -


TAGS: damn stupid enough said mariand
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - December 26, 2011, 3:14 pm
This means you were not stupid...
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2011, 4:14 am
I remember when nearly everyone was smarter than me. My, how times have changed!
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:22 pm
A person is smart and/or wise. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.
mariand - December 8, 2011, 9:16 am
My opinion... smart and clever people are increasingly fewer... sounds pessimistic, I guess.
Bolverk37782 - December 8, 2011, 8:01 am
Not always, they can also become Politicians!!
Iconoclast - December 7, 2011, 5:24 pm
It is all part of the natural order of life. Those who are stupid get removed from the gene pool.


DESTINY -




CENSORSHIP - The worst thing about censorship is [removed by censorship dept]


TAGS: damn it was good too
Rating: 4.79/5

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PUPPY LOVE -


TAGS: infatuation puppy love lassie get your damn toenails trimmed
Rating: 3.53/5

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LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:39 am
Momma needs to go buy more peanut butter.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
:)
Zed - December 6, 2009, 5:44 pm
*blink-blink* Dude, that's just... WRONG.


HUMANITY -


TAGS: technology pollution morlocks you damn dirty ape
Rating: 4.32/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:46 am
Give'er. There are probably more anyway.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Hey, can I do one next? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks Matt. Fuck do I love your Avatar!!!!
Fatt Matt - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
great pic, great quote, great tags... this deserves 10L, alas all I can give is 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
Or Rerun praising your sexual prowess.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
I really find him amusing.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:59 am
It's like Jeffrey Dahmer complimenting your cooking skills!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:56 am
I know,Props from Derek.........you should just end it all.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:52 am
I may want this removed now.....
Derek - March 29, 2010, 5:21 am
Your best - IMHO


I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DAMN COP - He made me ride in the back seat when I clearly called out shotgun !




UNDERCOVER COPS - Not Fair Not Fair Not Fair Not Fair


TAGS: damn
Rating: 4.17/5

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DAMN ESC KEYS - They can never get you out of those "sites"




POTENTIAL TERRORISTS - There are 6,390,247,491 of 'em out there. Potentially.


TAGS: the whole damn world
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2010, 7:30 pm

nice!


NATURAL SELECTION -


TAGS: damned evil monkeys
Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 9:29 am
Remind me of something James used to say "I like 'em fat" "I like 'em proud" "Ya gotta have a mother for me" Now move your big ass 'round this way So I can work on that zipper, baby Tonight your a star And I'm the big dipper (Kick it) ..5L


GENDER EQUITY - A man talking dirty to a woman gets charged with sexual harassment. A woman talking dirty to a man can charge up to $3.95 per minute


TAGS: damn injust harassment
Rating: 4.7/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:49 pm
Where you diamond studs go.


LIFE IS A GARDEN - Dig it


TAGS: god damned hippies
Rating: 2.75/5

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Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
nice 5/5


ALASKA -


TAGS: damn
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 4:55 am
Hilarious!


MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: damn websense forcing phydeaux to stay up late motifaking
Rating: 4.58/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 15, 2010, 1:49 pm
Good! DOWN WITH SENSE..... I MEAN WEBSENSE!
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 1:38 pm
websense has been down all day
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 6:09 pm
TTH man you are on a facken roll. Another good one sir!


ENTROPY - It's not what it used to be




I'M SMILING... - That alone should scare you




OBI-WAN - Reveals his dark-side




SHE DISAPPROVES -


TAGS: queen she royal damn funny
Rating: 3.86/5

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50cal - May 2, 2011, 12:17 pm
I read something interesting today about that! Turns out when Lizzy does kick and if Will takes the crown he can change the laws so that she can be dubbed a queen. Also leaves other noble family's to acknowledge her title in their monarchs or not.
forseti - May 2, 2011, 4:37 am
I think 50cal is right. You have to be born as a Mountbatten-Windsor to be successor to the throne. First child of Kate and Willie (you still know the "parents" of ALF?!?) will become King or Queen later on, spouse will just be called Prince(ss).
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 9:10 pm
I was under the impression that when Lizzy finally kicks the bucket, that Will gets to be king and that peasant concubine Kate would become queen. LOL. Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno. Im probably wrong.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 8:49 pm
No, only if the women is from noble family. Kate can only be promoted to a princess consort if will became king. Never a queen. Hence why she is not a princess. She is a duchess now and he remains a prince.
crankyhead - May 1, 2011, 6:35 pm
you can marry the king to become queen, but you can't marry the queen to become king. That's why Elizabeth's husband is still a prince.
50cal - May 1, 2011, 6:29 pm
She cant be a queen even if Will becomes king. By the monarch laws you HAVE to be from noble blood to be a queen.
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 9:01 am
I disaprove, I really like it! I think it's cute and funny! xx (Too bad for that little poor thing, who was probably between poses... or about to sneeze... or was just told no for some candy!!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 29, 2011, 1:39 pm
I don't see the huh-ha.....maybe if she lifted the dress?
NotoriousGIL - April 29, 2011, 1:21 pm
I like it...I took it that the little girl disapproves of the 'future queen'.
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:35 am
welcome to the club...don't sweat it - the little girl is probably just jealous and mind-boggled by all the huh-ha
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:25 am
*too
chumley - April 29, 2011, 11:24 am
i know it aint to good but hell its my first one
steph1 - April 29, 2011, 11:09 am
and why would the little flower girl be the future queen?
440wakeup - April 29, 2011, 10:38 am
and this isnt a photo-bomb because


OOOH DAMN -


TAGS: damn night
Rating: 3.82/5

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NINJAS - Don't Worry The Box Is Empty The Ninja Is With Your Mother




a rare look -




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: goddamn lying fortune cookies pzy
Rating: 4.93/5

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pzykosiz - September 8, 2011, 7:33 pm
i baked one for each of us. she was supposed to get the one with the chloroform
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:11 pm
This is wonderful. Uhmmm, be honest. The cookie ... you baked it yourself didn't you? And you mispelled her name on the fortune, eh?


REJECTION -


TAGS: no really this is too damn fluffy and cute shit fuck
Rating: 4.75/5

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GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 10:48 am
I get the same reaction when I ask too :( 5L
Faceplant31 - September 10, 2010, 10:45 am
5L space


Rerun says... -


TAGS: rerun says it s spring damn it
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 11:05 am
I KNEW you were a fellow Manitoban and this just proved it! When you're done yours I've got a 12 of Blue and a 6ft drift at my place for ya!
rerun - April 20, 2013, 10:10 pm

did I miss something? Is today my day in the barrel? I need to shave my legs....


CHRISTMAS DAY -


TAGS: christmas dinner damn people pzy
Rating: 4.56/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 26, 2010, 7:16 am
The restraining order had something to do with it, psy.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2010, 7:22 am

awesome dude.....lolz


EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY - HUMANS ARE A BLIGHT ON THE PLANET WE SCREW EVERYTHING UP ESPECIALLY EARTH'S BEAUTY


TAGS: not that i actually care one damn bit about global warming or the damn enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.


CANADIAN PROTESTORS? - fiesty little boogers, eh?


TAGS: toronto g20 goddamn hippies
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 7:39 pm

simple...if i laugh it gets a five. lol...still laughing


RERUN -




BI-LINGUAL SIGNS - Learn To Speak English Or Get The Hell Out


TAGS: damn foreign dogs
Rating: 3.83/5

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The Goat - January 1, 2010, 12:52 pm
Hey that's my home town - and they're having a "Penguin Plunge" swim today about 100' from that sign (Jan 1 '10)


HONORED -


TAGS: celebrate on my birthday damnit
Rating: 3.77/5

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rerun - May 9, 2010, 10:23 am

well, I guess if motifake were a household name there would be a "timmy (soon to be called "fozzwad"" day to honor those here who have been banned.


MONOLOGUES -


TAGS: damn she flew away too this evil overlord thing is tricky
Rating: 3.64/5

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agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 1:43 am
He's like the Pepe le Pew of birds!
Haarakkon - January 26, 2010, 9:20 pm
I love this one, and it took no time at all.


DAMMIT, SEAN!!! - How many times do I have to tell you? THERE'S NO CRYING IN HOCKEY! ~Moooooooooooooooo~


TAGS: stop crying like a goddamn newfie and man up already
Rating: 3.28/5

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DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 1:25 am
good southpark episode
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2009, 12:24 am
I have never really understood this poster or the reasons behind it. But WTF 5.
Sean - September 11, 2009, 5:23 pm
Hilarious, even if it is soooo wrong. 5 weepy wions.


EXPERIMENTATION - "It is all part of my plan for world domination – and by world, I mean Fanboy World." ~Kristen Bell~




OVERCOMPENSATING - You know, I hate to tell you this, but I think your wife is very disappointed.


TAGS: damn that s a big gun i bet he has an innie
Rating: 3/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:01 pm
Waste of a good pic. People who make "overcompensating" jokes are usually overcompensating. XD
DreMagnum - February 23, 2010, 8:58 pm
I liked it, kind of
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:56 pm
I see what you tried to do here......keep trying.


OBAMA'S LOGO -


TAGS: damn yankees
Rating: 2.16/5

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Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 12:54 am
I knew it! Obama is a Nazi...and you guys thought he was a communist. Puh!
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:29 am
Some people *may* be overthinking this.
BriaHere - September 16, 2009, 4:27 pm
It's illogical.
sarcasm - September 15, 2009, 6:10 pm
That means you got the joke then. Congrats.
William Syler - September 15, 2009, 5:29 pm
This is the least logical thing I have ever seen.


THIS TURTLE - He Needs a hand


TAGS: turtle damn
Rating: 1.8/5

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Anonymous - April 5, 2009, 5:35 pm
Don't all turtles?


PROFICIENCY - When you've gotten this good, PERFECTION or GTFO


TAGS: damn just damn
Rating: 4.7/5

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R.S.Jake - May 17, 2010, 10:53 am
Well, there was the interim period when his "Food" posters picked up...and my waistline expanded, but then the creativity picked up! :) Love it!
CpnKangaroo - May 16, 2010, 8:52 pm
oh of course, i'm just saying where asians drop off creativity picked up
GreyScorpion - May 16, 2010, 8:37 pm
not that there's anything wrong with that..
CpnKangaroo - May 16, 2010, 8:30 pm
you've earned it cubs. you've come a long way from half naked asian women.
Cubbybear - May 16, 2010, 8:25 pm
Perfection is hard in an imperfect world


GOOGLE SFW SEARCH - PERHAPS IF AN UNSPECIFIED FEW HAD BEEN a little more restrained, I might still have motifake at work.


TAGS: damn it sucks with no motifake at work and now they expect me to be productive every damn day
Rating: 4.65/5

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guyfox - December 23, 2010, 1:20 am
can I borrow her.....please
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
Zoink5!


MUUUUUMMMM!!!! -


TAGS: ive got friends down here no we don t want mini pizzas and put some damn pants on pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 8, 2010, 3:53 am
I can just imagine.
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 3:10 am
Took a second, but when the funny hit, it hit hard. =)
Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:14 pm
the more i think about it, the more i laugh


GOD'S GIFTS -


TAGS: its a damn shame
Rating: 4.59/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 16, 2014, 2:10 am
I agree, cubby. I agree. Looking old is nothing in comparison with how plastic surgery makes a person look. 5L


THE 60'S -




SPACEDOG -


TAGS: damn that wouldn t happen to james bond
Rating: 4.24/5

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spacedog - June 29, 2010, 12:51 am
LMAO! Thanks Bone. I've always been more Jacques Clouseau than James Bond. 5L
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 8:41 pm
I HATE it when that happens. 5L


DAMN YOU CUBBY - Leave My Daughter Alone


TAGS: damn you cubby leave my daughter alone
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 3:20 pm
He hit you pretty hard then?
Cubbybear - March 8, 2010, 9:14 am
God... I hope she didn't look like dad


RETURN TO NARNIA. -


TAGS: i m wasted again damn cubby
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bartimaeus - July 22, 2010, 6:10 pm
Does the carpet match the drapes? Because I like a chick in an apron. 5L


AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - Seventeen posters tagged Powergirl. Only one tagged Vampirella. Too goth for ya?


TAGS: damn jalford makes 248 posters and can t do a friggin vampirella at least ron knows who she is
Rating: 3.85/5

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Zed - February 15, 2010, 10:08 pm
Not too Goth, too cold. I like 'em wet and warm.
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:08 am
You're a no-talent assbag. Please kill yourself.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 10:18 am
Ummm - proviso - Only try it from your primary use computer. Should sync everything to that IP. So if you do it from a Motifaking friend's CPU, it makes a real mess.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 10:11 am
Try this: http://www.motifake.com/sync.php
spacedog - August 11, 2009, 10:09 am
Yeah. I've just sent a PM to Mr. Motifake asking about this problem.
Jmac0585 - August 11, 2009, 9:55 am
You mean you created it?
spacedog - August 11, 2009, 9:54 am
My 3rd poster to go anonymous on me.


OUT FOR 99 - You just couldn’t keep it down could you. I bet you’ve heard that more than once, aye




TEMPTATION -


TAGS: damn schadenfreadueopathic mouses
Rating: 3.71/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:25 pm
Can't add anything to Aggys comment.
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 6:47 pm
Unparalleled brilliance.


GOD'S LAST NAME -




"WHAT WAS THAT?" - "I can't hear you over my pet liose!"




THE 4TH OF JULY -


TAGS: damn those french
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I really was in a pretty bad mood yesterday..I regret nothing. Yours is way better because it's not stolen. Even if it's not your best at least you put the time in to use an original pic.
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 4:11 pm
I mean didn't
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 4:11 pm
The original did play well either...come to think of it!
BoneCD - May 29, 2009, 11:00 pm
I have 2 Canine-American teeth...Any who, what the hell did those neighbor kids do with the hose *scratching head*
Sean - May 29, 2009, 2:51 pm
No wonder there are so many Americans ... or Canine-Americans, anyway.


EQUATION -


TAGS: another damn oceanic steam navigation company white star line of boston packets reference
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:01 pm
People drowned. 5L.
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maybe, but I'm with you on the tags, searching "Titanic" wouldn't show this one, if I remember that upload (all of what, an hour ago?) correctly.
Sean - July 25, 2009, 2:35 pm
Had I used the "tags" responsibly, you would have found mine, but then, why use the tags responsibly?
Haarakkon - July 25, 2009, 2:29 pm
Damn! I thought I was innovating, not supernovaing. MWLF was right, though, the genre is open. I even searched "equation" to see if it had been done...
Sean - July 25, 2009, 2:18 pm
I think this counts as the second only Mathifake (MWLF's term). Cool.


MISREADING THE SIGNS -


TAGS: so you two wanna be alone then damn sigh
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 13, 2009, 5:39 pm
Reply to what, rerun?
rerun - October 13, 2009, 5:34 pm

I think I have waited long enough for Sean to reply.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 6:27 pm
to be continued .... By that I mean that when I find the right pic, I'll point out the exceptional perils that accompany being wrong about something being an orgy. And once again, I truly apologise to all the members of my wife's Christian book club.
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Eggs, Diner then CANDY!!!!
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 3:26 pm
Well you know everything happens in 3's
Cubbybear - April 12, 2009, 3:14 pm
Does this mean i'm not getting candy this Easter?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
Maybe.... I mean, I've heard.... well, I still can't go to back to Texas, come to think of it. Still, they were sharing a drink in a jacuzi... who'd fault me for that?
BoneCD - April 12, 2009, 1:47 pm
Well Sean...it's the old ASSUME lesson (but that's an other Poster for you to do)...When you ASSUME you make an ASS out of U and ME. So always step up and ask.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:45 pm
And do you know what it costs these days to get not one, but two restraining orders lifted?
agdaniele - April 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
The hardest lessons are learned through experience.... few ever heed advice that was obtained at a cost.
Sean - April 12, 2009, 1:42 pm
It figures! I try to offer a little helpful advice to you people, based on recent experience, and it's simply ignored. Fine ... learn the hard way.


JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL - LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' ANYWHERE


TAGS: journey tunnel fuck cock godfuckingdamnityoufuckingcocksuckeryoumessedupthegoddamntunnel
Rating: 2.2/5

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corneredbadger - April 14, 2011, 1:13 pm
how did this get approved?


DAMN - how old is she now?


TAGS: damn how old is she now
Rating: 2.06/5

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MO - July 31, 2009, 12:30 am
Woody you dumb sumbiiiatch??? Did you not see my last comment? Or are you really that Bria?
Woodywood03a - July 31, 2009, 12:17 am
No wait... 20
Woodywood03a - July 31, 2009, 12:17 am
18


no win scenario -


TAGS: damned do don t fuck it all
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 12, 2014, 1:59 pm
One of those “EUREKA!" moments, :-D
maoworks2 - May 12, 2014, 7:28 am
That's It !


CISPA -


TAGS: jfk rfe ifa commie bastards keep your damn hands off my freedoms
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:41 pm
I doubt it'll pass the Senate, or even past the President's desk.


PROGRESS -


TAGS: then some damn fool invents the wheel
Rating: 4.81/5

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Silverheart - July 29, 2015, 11:39 am

Billy turned the dial on his short wave radio, he wanted to talk to the people, he wanted his own show! Vastly underrated album! Radio K.A.O.S.


REMEMBERING VEGGIE -




RAINBOWS -


TAGS: goethe 15minutes damned quadruple rainbow
Rating: 4.53/5

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scarr3d - March 4, 2011, 1:08 pm
i just wanna say that if u look hard enough u can see a second rainbow in the first pic...but i like the quadruple better
bassman007 - March 3, 2011, 6:51 pm
Does her rainbow end in a pot of gold?


NOT PROUD OF IT -




THE MAILBOX CONUNDRUM -




NAUSEA - OH GOD PLEASE NO let it be anything but that oh shit...




SINNER -


TAGS: 7 sins damnation
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 7:30 pm
Ug...I thought you'd be on my side :(
ughomer - December 25, 2012, 4:00 pm
I agree with Mao - that Pwissy is a real Cake-taker!
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:31 pm
Well, I'd invite a friend...but I don't like to share...hahaha!
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:30 pm
And the cookies, ice cream, bonbons....teehee.
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:07 pm
Bah, what's a little gluttony among friends? ;)
maoworks2 - December 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
WEll Don't That Take The Cake.


LET'S HOPE THIS WORKS - we need it to




ACME PEST CONTROL -


TAGS: who stole the damn flyswatter ice
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:02 am
I want it, and I want to name it fluffy.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:38 pm
Looks for David Arquette..


IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY - then make yourself heard. Just not too loudly. It displeases me.




SOOOOOO LOOOOOOONELYYYY..... - Everyone is at work, working... I'm all alone at motifake... Alone, Bored, Lonely.


TAGS: all alone on motifake while bored at work and damn if i m working on a friday
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 2:54 pm
I hate when this happens. Sheesh people dontcha know motifake is your job!
Claire - March 19, 2010, 2:18 pm
I understand how you feel.


PERDITION -




I CAN'T SEE SO WELL - THE WIFE FOUND ME LOOKING AT BRUNETTE PICS BUT HONEY! IT'S THE MOTIFAKE THEME OF THE DAY! REALLY!


TAGS: she really did hit me and she s a damn good shot but she is also a quite lovely brunette whom i would never trade for anything as she puts up with me and my shiat
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Faceplant31 - April 21, 2010, 1:54 pm
In the forum under the April Poster assignment thread. Should be on the first page.
Koradan - April 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
Where does one find the Theme of the Day?
SiliconMage - April 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
Did you "forget" to click the safesearch button on?
phydeaux - April 21, 2010, 10:51 am
eh, but I got a sore arm and jaw, and my head hurts. Well... That last might have been the vodka...
R.S.Jake - April 21, 2010, 10:12 am
Has the swelling gone down enough to see properly yet? 5 right hooks!


IT IS TOO DAMN EARLY - Just give me copious amounts of coffee and nobody will get hurt




NEW YEAR'S PEEVE - For celebrities, 2009 put the "anchor" in anchor leg for the human race. Somewhere out there, 12 a.m. can't get here soon enough for Abe Vigoda.




BEACHES -


TAGS: but i would still rather do either than watch that damn chick flick
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheGrayFox - May 24, 2010, 10:02 am
they can be a real beach at times.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 9:18 pm
I can't enjoy this one enough... It's solid in every aspect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 16, 2009, 1:57 am
Doh!
MO - June 15, 2009, 11:33 pm
Sean this is just beachin!!! 5 yurtels!!
Sean - June 15, 2009, 11:31 pm
*cough* ag-tes, up above the oster-pe *wink wink*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 11:10 pm
And then there's the movie Beaches, with Bette Midler and Batbara Hershey. That's also irritating, like sand in your shoe.


I'M TELL'N MOM -




Hot dog -


TAGS: damn
Rating: 3.38/5

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GaryO - June 3, 2014, 6:42 pm
Actually, if you want to get technical, the spelling is just fine. But…….the grammar needs a bit of help. I’ve seen worse, however, and I am of the opinion that this is a decent first poster. Do some more, Ace, and use ‘word’ for grammar.
Bolverk3778 - June 3, 2014, 4:49 pm
That some one has a problem using English spelling!


PATERNITY TEST -




OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - I am NEVER cleaning up the bathroom after he's been in there again!


TAGS: od is the god i worship but damn
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

[email protected] - February 18, 2010, 9:00 pm
SABRA asa in sabre paper


ICEHOLE -


TAGS: best damn six year old joke ever
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 12:55 pm

there's plenty of them on the site. i'm not the first nor will i be the last. besides...some of these i make for friends...and their kids.
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
A joke is not a motifake.


I HAVE A FUNNY FEELING - It's going to be one of those days.


TAGS: damn vultures im not dead yet
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by whatukno

levinkatz - May 17, 2013, 9:53 am
I saw a flock of vultures staking out by backdoor neighbors back yard...I didn't look.


RULE 34 - DAMN YOU, INTERNET! DAMN YOU!




Surely Damned -


TAGS: world peace religion agree damned
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2015, 8:37 am
whatever....I'm joining the babe second from the left. Her silhouette has been my religion for a while now...since mudflaps anyway.


DAMNATION - Our souls are on the verge of it every single solitary day.


TAGS: hell temptation women damnation beauty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:09 pm
man, you're right on this one...


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